Daft Daddy loves Halloween. Perhaps it’s because the existing cobwebs in my house automatically become decorations. But if you’re a fat kid in North Dakota, beware of this person’s house. There’s a lady handing out obese letters to overweight children on Halloween! She said she plans to give a sealed letter to any overweight child, which the children – assuming they don’t eat the letter – are then supposed to give to their parents. In the letter, the woman plans to tell the parents that they are acting irresponsibly by sending their children out to seek candy when they are already overweight. As of press time, it is unknown if this lady has her own work out video or not.