DaftDaddy feels like David Bowie because things are definitely changing. What I did last weekend makes Frank the Tank’s weekend of going to Home Depot and Bed Bath & Beyond sound manly. Now I’m not sure if this is a glimpse into my future, but if it is I’m going to punch Miss Cleo in the face.
Here’s what I did:
Friday Night – 10 year old birthday party
Saturday – 8 year old first communion party
Sunday – twin 1 year old birthday party
If you had thoughts of suicide while reading that, you’re not alone. I guess once the word is out that you’re having a baby, the kid party invitations start pouring in like an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. And from my understanding, apparently not only will these types of weekends become more and more common once wee Mac is born, but someday I will actually be the host of one of these said parties!!!
So to all you future dads out there, like it or not, times are ch-ch-changing. And as I move closer to Stage 5 – Acceptance, I can still hear Bowie singing to me in the distance, “Just gonna have to be a different man.”