Product Review: Baby Einstein Neptune Ocean Adventure Gym

October 4th, 2011

© Baby Einstein Neptune Ocean Adventure Gym

When you have a newborn, the doctor requires that your baby have, “tummy time.” I’m not certain what the reason for this is, but if it allows wee Mac to crawl under a fence and sneak into baseball games without me paying for him, I’m all for it. The marketing on the outside of the box is very inviting. It looks like your baby will be hanging out with Sebastian, Flounder, and the rest of Ariel’s friends. The only problem I encountered was with the directions. For something that should have been so simple to set up, the directions looked harder than the math question Will Hunting solved while working as a janitor at MIT. So I just tossed the directions and eyeballed it – after that it was easy. But when I put wee Mac onto the Baby Einstein Neptune Ocean Adventure Gym, he lasted about 15 seconds before he threw up on it. But I can’t really blame him. The same thing happens to me when I go to the gym.

DaftDaddy Rated (2/5)


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