Stress Can Quickly Harm Kids’ Health

March 18th, 2014
© Doc McStuffins

© Doc McStuffins

It always makes me chuckle when my two-year old has a bad dream. I mean really, how bad can a two-year old’s dream get? Was there no pepperoni his pizza? Did Thomas arrive late into Tidmouth Shed? Did Doc McStuffins lose a patient? But according the HealthDay Reporter, stressful events can have an almost immediate impact on children’s health and well-being, a new study finds. And that sounds like a nightmare.

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Eighth-grader makes miracle full-court buzzer beater, recreates it on first attempt for local news

January 14th, 2014
© Happy Days

© Happy Days

Daft Daddy has pulled off some unbelievable feats in his life time. Like the time I broke Fonzie’s record when I jumped over 14 trash cans without crashing into a chicken stand. But nothing compares to what this 8th grade boy did – twice! Last week, Easton Gamoke broke a 44-44 tie with a full-court, game-winning shot at the buzzer while competing for his Winona YMCA Runnin’ Rebels at a tournament in Holmen, Wisconsin. What makes this story even more impressive is that when a local news channel showed up to interview him about his “one in a million” shot, the wee lad made the same shot again on his first attempt. Now that’s cool.

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KidKraft Ride Around Town Train Set

December 5th, 2013
dd KidKraft Ride Around Town Train Set with Table

© KidKraft Ride Around Town Train Set with Table

My son’s play area is so messy, FEMA would declare my living room a national disaster. Now I don’t know what kind of drugs this kid in this picture is on that allows him to keep his room so clean, but if it comes with the KidKraft Ride Around Town Train Set, I’ll take two please.  The KidKraft Ride Around Town Train Set comes with 100 colorful pieces including buildings, an airport, a helipad, and a hospital with an ambulance. All the pieces store safely in the two bins provided if you’re the kid in this picture. For the rest of us, you can expect to find more than 100 pieces to this train set in unforeseen places for the next 10 years.

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People Without Kids Have No Idea What Parenting Is Really Like

November 18th, 2013

Daft Daddy is hardly a parenting expert, however it seems that all my friends and family who don’t have children are. People without kids really have no idea what parenting is really like. If you think 7 years of bad luck for breaking a mirror is a long time, try breaking a condom. Check out Michael McIntyre’s set called, “People With No Kids Don’t Know.” And he’s right. They really don’t.

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3 Year Old Boy Contemplates His Diet on the Toilet After Eating Too Much

November 15th, 2013

Most of us don’t contemplate our diet until we are fat like Daft Daddy. I’m so fat, when I go camping bears have to hide their food from me. But here is a 3 year old boy who has realized from a very early age that what goes in may overflow the toilet.

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The best and worst Halloween costume ideas for your child

October 31st, 2013
© Silence of the Lambs

© Silence of the Lambs

Daft Daddy loves to dress up for Halloween. Usually for Halloween I dress up as Maury Povich and go to hospital delivery rooms and tell men they are not the father. But now that I have a child who is old enough to trick-or-treat, I’m just going to be myself this year and go as drunk. So the question is, what costume should my son wear for Halloween? There are a lot of do’s and don’ts when it comes to children Halloween costumes, and I am here to provide for you a list of the best and worst Halloween costume ideas for your child. Do note it is entirely up to you to determine which ones are the best and which ones are the worst. Daft Daddy is hardly the Perez Hilton of Halloween fashion.

 

© Valkyrie

© Valkyrie

 

© Forrest Gump

© Forrest Gump

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© Cast Away

© Cast Away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© Stuart Little

© Stuart Little

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© The Soloist

© The Soloist

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© The A Team

© The A Team

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

© Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Woman to hand out obese letters to overweight children on Halloween

October 30th, 2013
© The Goonies

© The Goonies

Daft Daddy loves Halloween. Perhaps it’s because the existing cobwebs in my house automatically become decorations. But if you’re a fat kid in North Dakota, beware of this person’s house. There’s a lady handing out obese letters to overweight children on Halloween! She said she plans to give a sealed letter to any overweight child, which the children – assuming they don’t eat the letter – are then supposed to give to their parents. In the letter, the woman plans to tell the parents that they are acting irresponsibly by sending their children out to seek candy when they are already overweight. As of press time, it is unknown if this lady has her own work out video or not.

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Prince George is Christened in Royal Family Gown

October 23rd, 2013
© Austin Powers

© Austin Powers

Daft Daddy has been Christened. And why not? Who wouldn’t follow a guy who could turn water into wine? But today William and Kate beamed with pride as their son was christened at the Chapel Royal in St. James’s Place. Following the ceremony, a party was held at the Clarence House, the residence of Prince Charles. Guests partook in a cricket test while smoking a few fags and complimenting each other on their bowler hats.

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Photo of pregnant weightlifter sparks heated debate

September 23rd, 2013
© The Biggest Loser

© The Biggest Loser

It’s no secret Daft Daddy doesn’t get to the gym very often. My eating habits are so poor, my local HomeTown Buffet had to install speed bumps. So when 8 months pregnant Lea-Ann Ellison posted a photo of herself on Facebook doing heavy weightlifting, it prompted a slew of comments — both positive and negative. I wonder how fitness guru and advertising pusher Jillian Michaels would respond. I’d imagine pretty positive – as long as she’s eating Jennie-O Turkey.

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Musical Rainbow Tea Party by LeapFrog

August 29th, 2013
© Musical Rainbow Tea Party by LeapFrog

© Musical Rainbow Tea Party by LeapFrog

Although Daft Daddy thinks the Boston Tea Party was the least manly way to start a revolution, I do believe your little ones will love starting a tea party with the Musical Rainbow Tea Party by LeapFrog. This little light-up Tea Party set includes 10 play pieces that teach colors, matching and counting while at the same time teaching your child important social skills such as patience, sharing and how there will be no taxation without representation.

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